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What is L.A. to you?

To me, she is great and twisted; showing me horrors that I long after while alluding a life of the walking dead...

I am glad to report, I severed some of the tentacles that had hold of me since I left.
.That took way too long.



12.17.2009

Introducing: todaysbeauty

Yeah, I went to my bank the other day, nestled in the small, bustling community know as Beverly Hills. While walking to the entrance, I spotted a nail salon with 5 or 6 paparazzi crowded outside around the window shouting for Kim.
Of course, Kim Kardashian was the celeb beyond the window, surrounded by all the workers. I’m not sure if the nail salon employees were attempting to shield her from the photographers or if they were conjuring up an on-the-spot séance, but nonetheless, they encircled the star. The  bond between each coworker was so tight I decided my IPhone camera, with no zoom, was no match; and hastily decided taking a snap was futile.
But, after seeing her first hand, I will say: she has the straightest nose in the universe. That thing must be surgically enhanced or performance enhanced or intellectually enhanced; because it’s not like any nose on this planet. Abruptly, I must stop there with any criticisms, as that nose cannot be denounced. It looks awkward and steep when examined as an individual body part or as just a nose. But, as a crucial part of her idealized example of today’s beauty, it would be disrespectful for me to say anything but thanks to Aphrodite for her generous portions dished out to this family, including, this nose.
Introducing todaysbeauty:  Kim Kardashian


PhillyD.tv, 2009/11/18