About VW Fuses

Forget it. VW fuses are a black art. You have wave a dead chicken over it, roll the bones, examine the entrails, do a rain dance, and know the right incantation before you can get that information. It's easier just to trace it with a multimeter.

- From an online forum for VW drivers

Woman Gets Kicked off a Train for Being Annoying

Alluding the disturbing noise created by the hustle and bustle of an 'advanced' society is near impossible. If we even approached deafening the screech of our global nails down the universe's chalkboard, humans might begin to fathom the bliss of the universe.